Discovering they play music videos in the mornings. For two mornings in a row, I have fallen victim to VH1’s jumpstart and MTV’s morning run of videos. Here are my observations so far:

Would someone please tell Christina Aquilera that it’s ok just to SING every once in a while? She belts out every word to every verse to every song like she’s trying to break a window with her vocals. Her voice does not move me, it assaults me. It hits me up side the head like a cast iron frying pan. Relax, girl. You got the gift, we get it. You don’t need to keep proving yourself.

Um, Puffy Sean Diddy-P and the song “Come to Me” with Nicole Scherzinger.  First of all, she is so hot that next to her, he looks like he should be eating spam in the corner while he waits to give his propellar hat another spin. The girl is dead sexy. In the video, she is chasing him. She is following him around. Pa-leeese. No way that she would ever have to trapse around behind a man - much less a dork like Diddy Puffy Combs. Hasn’t he made it to MC Hammer status yet? I don’t care how many times he changes his name, he’s just not cool anymore. Why is he still getting air play?

Anything Nickelback does is gold. Their lyrics have substance, their music kicks ass and their lead singer’s voice is like listening to a mountian sing - it’s rocky and so beautiful it’s breathtaking. I heart Nickelback.

I don’t get any of the emo music or emo bands at all.

Hinder has a great song - it’s such a throw back to 80s rock before all the hair - but the video ruins it. The lead singer sort of looks like he’s having a spazm.

Did you know GAC plays county videos in the morning? I saw Toby Keith’s “A little too late” it was hysterical.

I’m 39. I’m watching music videos while on vacation. I am pathetic.

And if sean’s puffy diddies happens to read this, then I didn’t write any of it. That idiot Micheal Stipe from no-talent REM did. Go beat him up. Unless he’s reading this. Then it was that stupid Cheyenne from MTV that wrote all of this. Talk about ZERO talent. I can not believe someone dared to put her in a commercial with Pat Benatar. Benatar is a goddess. Cheyenne doesn’t deserve to clean her Candies, much less be on stage in a commercial with them.